Chaotic Stupid: The Idiot’s Guide to Heroism

Behold the dumbest D&D 5e supplement you didn’t ask for — but absolutely need.

Chaotic Stupid: The Idiot’s Guide to Heroism is a parody zine for 5e featuring:

• 12 absurd subclasses (Backflipping Monks, Snack-Powered Paladins, Imaginary Friend Rangers, and more)

• Ridiculous playable races (Soap elementals? Talking chairs? A potato? Yep.)

• Unbalanced feats, questionable magic items, and deeply concerning backgrounds

• Wild random tables and adventure hooks for DMs who’ve given up

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🍗 Fueled by snacks.
🧠 Absolutely not balanced — but definitely fun.

“You’re not stupid — your character is.”